What Will This Book Do for YOU?

If you read Dr. Manny HaHaz’s fabulous first book of funny knock-knock jokes, it will make you laugh.
And laugh a lot!
It will make you giggle.
And giggle a lot!
This funny joke book for kids might even make you snort with laughter.
And snort a lot!
Why?
It’s simple. Everybody likes knock-knock jokes!
And this book is packed with over ONE HUNDRED of them!

Warning: These Jokes Can Make Milk Shoot Out of Your Nose!

Be careful where you read A Ton of Knock-Knock! Jokes because if you’re eating breakfast cereal as you read, you might choke with laughter, and milk might shoot right out of your nose.
Then you parents will not be happy.
So remember: Dr. HaHaz’s incredible jokes MUST BE USED WITH CARE!

Guess What? Even Adults Like These Jokes!

That’s right. Even adults—EVEN the very ones who say they don’t like knock-knock jokes—really, secretly, like these jokes.
That’s because these jokes are clever.
They’re puns.
They’re wordplay.
They’re creative.
They’re happy.
They’re silly.
And they’re easy to remember, too!

Did You Know Knock-Knock Jokes Are Even GOOD For You?

Yep. They are.
Let us count some of the ways:
1. They improve a kid’s reading (because kids will happily read things that are fun).
2. They improve a kid’s (or an adult’s!) memory, because remembering jokes isn’t automatic.
3. They might make a kid more popular, because kids like funny kids.
4. They can improve a kid’s self-confidence, because telling jokes is a lot like public speaking.
5. They can even make you more creative, because creative people thrive on word-play and unexpected connections—just like those in knock-knock jokes!

There Are Bonuses In This Book Too

Of course, it’s not all just fun and games--and dozens of killer knock-knock jokes!--in this funny joke book for kids.
Because there's MORE for you to enjoy!.
First, there’s a never-before-seen picture of Dr. HaHaz’s secret Joke-O-Matic machine, which is normally hidden deep in his remote joke laboratory.
And there’s more!
There’s a chapter for kids that explains Dr. HaHaz’s own secrets about exactly HOW to create your own knock-knock jokes!
But wait! There’s EVEN more!
There’s a handy chapter explaining how to TELL the jokes to make your audience fall on the floor laughing.
And THEN, believe it or not, there’s even a chapter for parents—all about the value of joke-telling for kids.

Who Knows? When You Read This Book, Kids All Over The World Could Be Telling YOUR Jokes Very Soon!

Why not? Dr. HaHaz shows you how to create YOUR OWN jokes and set them free into the world!

And it’s all right here, in this happy book of happy jokes for happy kids.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ivanna.
Ivanna, who?
Ivanna tell you some GREAT knock-knock jokes!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Rush.
Rush, who?
Rush up to the top of the page and download this book so you, too, can be giggling soon at over ONE HUNDRED terrific, hilarious, silly, wacko jokes!